The Walking,Talking Oxymoron ([info]3marblesshort) wrote,
@ 2007-04-17 19:41:00
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Current mood:I don't want an education
Current music:The Booooooks

I've long since lost the substance, passion, and ability to write full livejournal entries
After much deliberation I have limited my career options to either:

Becoming a mermaid

OR

Traveling the world as a sassy flight attendant


That is, of course, pending the loss of my slutty librarian gig.

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[info]bushi_no_kami
2007-04-18 12:18 am UTC (link)
mermaids get paid more. but then you lose your vagina. are you willing to give that up

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[info]3marblesshort
2007-04-18 06:12 pm UTC (link)
You're right, I'm not willing to swap my woman parts for fish genitalia.

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[info]songtopasstime
2007-04-18 12:29 am UTC (link)
mermaid.

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[info]wendsday
2007-04-18 12:35 am UTC (link)
well, as a flight attendant you could take sexy men to new heights...
but as a mermaid you could take them to new depths..(of depravity).
tricky.
very tricky.
you're got yourself a conundrum!

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[info]ladyblue02
2007-04-18 12:54 am UTC (link)
Ooooo mermaids! I think you get Ariel's vote.

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[info]dude_isotopes
2007-04-18 01:24 am UTC (link)
Sassy flight attendant (only if slutty librarian doesn't work out). Travel to lots of different countries with potentially gorgeous men everywhere and being a permanent fixture of the Mile High Club? Cha-ching!

Mermaid would be awesome, but as Sean pointed out, you would lose the vag.

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[info]happy_endings
2007-04-18 02:02 am UTC (link)
ICON LOVE.

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[info]wendsday
2007-04-18 01:28 am UTC (link)
i love that penny arcade cartoon
"where the FUCK is your vagina?"

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[info]sirhappymobot
2007-04-18 02:27 am UTC (link)
I just pictured you as a mermaid and it was hilarious.

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[info]run_into_roses
2007-04-18 01:15 pm UTC (link)
Sassy flight attendant.
DUH
getdrunkhavesex with hot men all over the world... in a plane.
Mermaids are stupid and cant getdrunkhavesex. They have no vagina and even if you did, who would you do that with? King triton? Puhlease.

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[info]ringosgarden
2007-04-18 02:26 pm UTC (link)
Agreed.

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[info]3marblesshort
2007-04-18 06:13 pm UTC (link)
You don't even KNOW about mermaids, you slam pig.

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[info]lamack
2007-04-18 03:59 pm UTC (link)
You might drown if you became a mermaid, but I'm pulling for that nonetheless.

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[info]3marblesshort
2007-04-18 06:12 pm UTC (link)
I can swim exceptionally well, thankyouverymuch.

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[info]lamack
2007-04-19 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Then by all means! Then you could lure unsuspecting fishermen into your watery lair and seduce then mermaid-style.

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[info]cassaveteran
2007-04-18 04:37 pm UTC (link)
okay, here's what we're going to do... i will live in iceland and i will be a fisherman and i will mail everyone their supply of fish, meredith will live in new mexico and will weave blankets from the hair of her sheep and send them to everyone and you will either live underwater and share pearls and lobsters with all of us or you will supply us with single-serving packets of unperishable camombert cheese from air france....and in this way we will live sufficiently within our own international society. alright?

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[info]3marblesshort
2007-04-18 06:11 pm UTC (link)
Leave it to Olivia to plan out my aqautic/airborn future.

I'm thinking I could better serve this system of interdependence by being a flight attendant. In addition to various snack sized foods, I could also sneak you on flights.
Let's do it!

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[info]lamack
2007-04-19 07:34 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHA. Oh goodness, I remember the camombert.

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