Killing our children, killing ourselves
My goals for this Thanksgiving break are as follows:
1.) Play with my cat, Scrummy, for as long as humanly possible.
2.) Extort money and gifts from my family.
3.) Play with Jake!
4.) Get drunk and go to Wendy's for a spicy chicken sangie.
5.) Get drunk in Pat's room.
6.) Also: Drunksgiving Bonfire.....Maybe...
7.) Attend an unreasonably large gathering at Siam Cuisine.
8.) See EVERYONE.
9.) Have the first eggnog latte of the season with my mother.
10.) Wash my sheets and all of my clothes.
11.) Sleep naked EVERY NIGHT!
12.) Hang out in my bathrobe at every possible opportunity.
13.) Buy weeks worth of groceries with my parents' money. (!)

That's a lot of fun and delicious things that I need to accomplish. I believe my stomach and my liver are up for the challenge.

Photo by Nisha Maxwell.

I've been taking silly (naked) pictures for Nisha's art project. Watch me, I'll soon be a famous icon in the art community.