The Walking,Talking Oxymoron ([info]3marblesshort) wrote,
@ 2008-03-28 12:51:00
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I put out for Jane Austen
I'm changing my major to english. If I'm going to get an imaginary degree from a school I fucking hate, it mind as well be one that permits be to hang around in my bathrobe, masturbate, and read books all day.

My advisor is furious.

The only ostensible career ambitions I have involve me marrying an old, rich white man.

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[info]dude_isotopes
2008-03-28 06:06 pm UTC (link)
"The only ostensible career ambitions I have involve me marrying an old, rich white man."

that's the ONLY kind of career to have! and why is your adviser furious? it's not like he/she is the one taking classes. bitch needs to stfu (I'm sure he/she feels somewhat invested in your career though. maybe if you write a book they can get a shout out!)

I seriously do miss you though. I want to wine and dine you ($5 bottle of wine and some delicious, savory cheese). And I want my earrings back. They haven't been lost to the depths of you apartment yet, have they?

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