The Walking,Talking Oxymoron (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} 3marblesshort) wrote,@ 2008-03-28 12:51:00 |
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I put out for Jane Austen
I'm changing my major to english. If I'm going to get an imaginary degree from a school I fucking hate, it mind as well be one that permits be to hang around in my bathrobe, masturbate, and read books all day.
My advisor is furious.
The only ostensible career ambitions I have involve me marrying an old, rich white man.
I'm changing my major to english. If I'm going to get an imaginary degree from a school I fucking hate, it mind as well be one that permits be to hang around in my bathrobe, masturbate, and read books all day.
My advisor is furious.
The only ostensible career ambitions I have involve me marrying an old, rich white man.
